Jim Morrison

A Great man who was in the Doors and thought he was possesed by a native american shaman at age 4. He used this "possesion", to write the most captivating lyrics the world has ever seen. (Yes even better than some John Lennon stuff) Some of his most Famous songs were: LA Woman, Break on Through, and the End (Light my fire left out because the guitarist(Robby Krieger (this is where it gets crazy with three parentheses)) wrote it)Some of his other Alter egos you might know him as are: Mr Morrison, Mr Mojo Rising, and The lizard king. After his death in Paris in 1971 a conspiracy arose about him being in Africa living in peace and quiet. No one will really know because only three people saw him dead. His girlfriend(Pam), the doctor that pronounced him dead, and the driver that drove him to the Pierre Lachaise cemetery.

Me: Hey Taylor isn't Jim Morrison god.
Taylor: He can't be. He isn't Dead remember? He's in Africa.
Me: O yeah.

by Young child's fragile eggshell mind September 27, 2005

slim jim

Beef sticks of unsurpassed orgasmic flavor.

I eat a Slim Jim© every day.

by Keijiro October 12, 2005

Jim Eagle

A collection of voting integrity laws that aim to combat damage done by Democrat-championed Jim Crow policies. These laws protect voting rights of minorities by making sure their votes are legally cast, certified, and counted the same as all other US citizens' votes. Much as eagles kill and eat crows in the wild, Jim Eagle laws destroy the harmful legacy of Jim Crow.

It pisses me off that democrats supported Jim Crow laws, and now they're opposing Jim Eagle laws.

by James E. Esq. March 25, 2021

Croaky Jim

To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.

Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"

by Marques Parana May 24, 2020

Jim Zorn

To keep someone in a position, presumably of authority, while making them essentially an irrelevant member of the organization.

Steve sucked at his job but he was the son in law of the CEO, so my boss just Jim Zorned his ass.

by starburster November 30, 2009

Jim chin

Swelling and/or bruising of the chin caused by agressive or repeated potato sacking

He railed that girls mouth so hard last night he gave her Jim chin.

by Titillation February 17, 2017

Jim Cramer

Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."

by grhooked March 25, 2009