backseat all star

A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle 💦

One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked

by ModernInka April 13, 2024

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

Backseat Bitch

Someone who is always putting themselves in another persons business/conversation. They have tendencies to jump from the backseat, never understanding what’s going on in the road or the front seat.

You should really try minding your business, you’re such a backseat bitch.

by gunnarequiiem October 18, 2025

Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025