nutella jar

Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.

Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!

by rectangular testicles June 28, 2011

Jar Kissing

The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.

Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.

by the master of tongue July 30, 2012

Jar of pickles

A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.

The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.

by pickles taste good April 2, 2009

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.

Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.

by Quentin E February 18, 2018