Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.
by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.
-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
by SarahPalinMadeCaribouExtinct February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
by sycamoron February 5, 2010
Get the canadian historymug. according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"
by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
by nick202007 September 22, 2018
Get the Browsing Historymug. by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019
Get the History Angelmug. History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019
Get the History Dickmug.