by sh... September 8, 2025
Get the hayley's bedmug. A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
Get the Hayleymug. The type of girl to read aloud the definitions of her name. A little c*** with small tit ys that bully orphans
by Clara the olive oil salter March 3, 2023
Get the Hayleymug. An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020
Get the Checkout Hayleymug. by eeaefaefe April 30, 2022
Get the Hayleymug. the most beautiful girl in the world and will believe anything you tell her. laughs at almost anything and is very stubborn.
by fishybros November 21, 2021
Get the hayleymug.