A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.
by plkio December 13, 2010
To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.
Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
by Pozza November 02, 2006
Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)
by Uncle Flip February 22, 2010
A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.
Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.
Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.
"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."
"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."
"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."
by Nick L. & Raul D. May 20, 2008
n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.
by Olen White October 20, 2007
by Light Joker March 20, 2005
by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008