Goobay

A verb that is known to be the best word in existence. It is often used as a formal way to say goodbye before blocking online trolls.

Troll: this is ridiculous and you’re annoying, I’m blocking you right now
Person: ok, goobay

by Sephy123 July 7, 2019

goober squad

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha

youve been goober squaded

by rongloe May 24, 2020

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

Goobarious

a word used to describe someone acting silly or deviously

Jeff: I put a nuke in your mailbox
Frank: oh you're so Goobarious

by Qwexeuiy May 1, 2023

Gomboolian

Gomboolians are any and every animal within the animal family Canidae. Gomboolians were created by the 3 Gods, Kano the powerful Wolf, Saffi the wise Dog, and Coraggio the courageous Fox. Having once resided on Planet Strades before the destruction by Queen Moss of the Gorkon Empire, Gomboolians have now scattered across all edges of the universe.

“Yo, I been jerking off to this Gomboolian porn. ALL FUCKING DAY, nigga. I’m a fucking loser bro like dawg i needa stop stroking my shit yo but Gomboolians are so fucking hot-“
“Nigga huh??”

by dvaid710 August 24, 2023

Glomberry Pie

Glomberry, the fruit that produces "glom" a highly scrumptious little treat, delivered by the snail gods GLOM & TOG. It makes you sleep for 3, i feel so well rested. GLOMMY GLOM. If you take glomberry, you look nice. Glomberry is often baked into a sexual stimulant pie design to give the ultimate backshots to Moloch. It is referred to on the street, as glomberry pie. The origins are found in ancient Azteca where the gods would sacrifice babies for a slice of glomberry pie. It is said if you like glomberry, you are cool and have larger peanuts than average which is 6".

"woahhhhh, TOG brought glomberry pie to the function, lets glom all over each other and cry, cause we love glomberries."

by SudaneseGlom September 24, 2023

alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017