grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

by thelod June 25, 2008

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu May 31, 2018

frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity

Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa

by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 06, 2024

Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.

Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .

by Bakersfield Buck July 01, 2018

Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 14, 2023