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FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies
by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022
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foot fungus

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
by Sierra_123 April 19, 2022
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thug fungus

another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..
person: oh hell nah that mf got the thug fungus
by thugshaker420 June 7, 2022
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bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022
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Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
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