as a friend

Phrase used to indicate your status as unfit for more then flirting with and then laughing at your awkward advances later with your stupid ugly friends, not that I am bitter, I'm over you ... really.
Please take your tongue out of my ear I like you as a friend.

I know you just took me out to an expensive dinner, fixed my car and lent me $3000 but I like you as a friend.
by Aaron May 31, 2004
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It is the greatest excuse to get away with something homosexual and still be straight.
"So me and Frank were jerking each other off..."
"Dude that's gay!"
"But we're friends!"
"Oh okay"
circle jerk fap fapping
by AbeyPoo March 05, 2011
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as a friend

what someone says to a person when they have just poured their heart out to them and they don't have the guts to say 'idon't like you'
jane- i really like you and want to get to know you better
tom- im sorry, i really like you but.....as a friend. Sorry!
by Sian and Gav March 29, 2005
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a friend is someone who should always be there for you, care about you, make you laugh, and knows how to make you feel better when your down.

when a friendship ends or you grow apart from a friend, it can hurt almost more than anything. like a non romantic "break up". it sucks.
by kaekae May 17, 2005
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When the woman you like advises you that she has guy friends. This is a warning that you are not the only "friend" she has. So how you are treated, is how here "friends" are treated.
I just want you to know that I have "guy friends" and I am not going to give them up, I just want you to know that.
by "A Friend" February 07, 2008
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n. a person whom you can trust with nearly any information and count on to help you out of a difficult situation, also gives advice to help you avoid making a mess of your life; many people are considered to be friends, but few truly are.
Bob tells John that he wanted a can of beer despite the fact he is underage and that he had one. John respects Bob's actions and keeps the info to himself.

John has pissed off his landlord and now his life is in danger. Bob grabs whatever weapons are available to him and rushes out to help protect John.

Bob is sad and decides masochism is the answer. John reminds him how stupid that is and that hurting yourself solves nothing.

pseudofriends: (those you think are but really are not friends)
John sells Bob's secret to the school gossip.

John is lost and calls Bob, but Bob hangs up on him and ignores the hail because his favorite show is on TV.

Bob is expecting a call from his girlfriend and John hands the phone to Bob, except John does not tell Bob that it is his mother that called and not his girlfriend. John laughs as Bob takes the phone and says "Hey baby, you want to make some more love tonight?"
by Loduwijk July 05, 2004
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People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. People who make you laugh till you pee your pants. People who ALWAYS have your back, nomatter WHAT. People who Love You just the way you are and never want to hurt you. :)
I Have A LOT Of Friends That Could Fit Thiss!
by OMGPickles <3 June 04, 2009
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