Cereal Killer

1) Someone who kills others using breakfast cereal, or someone who goes to the store and kills cereal.

2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.

3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.

HE TOOK MY FROOT LOOPS AND SHOT THEM!! Now they have turned to CHEERIOS?? WHAT A Cereal Killer.
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!

by XxxxRe1nZxxxX April 21, 2020

Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020

cereal respect

Respecting someones choices surrounding breakfast cereal.

"Bro, you like soggy cereal? I lost all cereal respect for you...."

by petrot August 25, 2022

Logansport Cereal

fruity pebbles marinated in milk overnight. A frequent delicacy of kids in logansport with single moms

Hey babe that was a great dinner! I have some great logansport cereal that’s been sitting overnight for desert.

by Cessna pilot 727 May 2, 2022

Poop cereal

When you pee and poop at the same time.

Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.

by Lisa g unit November 18, 2021

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.

Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.

by D-Train312 June 29, 2023