Person who does not answer their phone when you call, but promptly calls as you are leaving them a voice mail. A cell phone flipper is also known as flipper or you've been flipped.
by Polka B February 23, 2008
A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 05, 2022
by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 03, 2022