Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Fiddle-fuck

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.

Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!

by Caloobeous Jones November 1, 2023

National let Faisal Fiddle Month

During the month of November, you allow your friend named Faisal the ability to fiddle for fun.

Oh wow, It's national let Faisal Fiddle Month!

by The Purple One Tells All November 15, 2023

national fiddle day

the 24th of October the day when we call gingers we dont like fiddle

“hey its emmas birthday tomorrow!”

“erm… NO! its national fiddle day!!”

by GHOSTSDICKSUCKER December 8, 2023

Fiddle-Gagging

fiddle gagging or fiddle gag can be arranged in any way in any sentence! it has no true definition besides the context of the sentence you use it in.

"stop your fiddle-gagging!!"
"god I cant wait to fiddle gag with you.."

by fiddle-gagger December 15, 2023

Fiddle with

Polite way of saying fuck with; variation of fiddle with, usu. used by an elderly person

I’m not going to fiddle with it.

by SiL3Nt J September 16, 2023

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022