emeriltator

A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.

Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"

Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"

Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

emergency friends

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.

I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.

by Loaves May 31, 2016

Emerson

The skuxest person you will ever meet, he is so cool like if you meet an emerson in your life time consider your self lucky but that’s if he doesn’t kill you cause Emerson’s can be the most scariest Person on earth sometimes as they can be out to kill as they usually kill 67 a month but that depends on there mood and usually play really rough sports like soccer which just makes Emerson’s as rough as Emerson’s are, so if you are an Emerson and you are reading this you better not be a pussy or the king of Emerson’s which is me will come and destroy you

Emerson is the scariest person on earth and plays soccer so he is automatically scary

by Emerson100 February 24, 2020

Emerson NJ

A sack of shit town with nothing to do except walk around but you can't do that either or the cops will arrest you

BOB: Its the weekend lets do something.
STEVE: Well there's absolutely nothing to do we're in Emerson NJ.
BOB:Oh yeah FUCK!

by richard simmons 12345678 May 17, 2009

David Emerson

1. A traitor of the Canadian political system.

2. A liar of the worst kind.

3. A Canadian Member of Parliament who was elected as a Liberal, then became a Conservative Party member two weeks after the election to accept a lucrative Cabinet position as Minister of International Trade.

Mr. Emerson refuses to give up his riding, despite public outrage of his own constituants, several nationwide petitions, and an investigation by the ethics commision of Canada.

'I know you just hired me, but your competitor has offered me money in exchange for my moral character, so I am pulling a David Emerson'

by JM1000 April 30, 2006

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018