This called me single in every language

Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.

Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”

by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Every day

You have to listen to your younger brother for the hole year and do everything they say to do.

Brother:its a day jump down the stairs now 25 times.

Sister:UMMM.....my life be like oh ahh yeah ohh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Listen to your younger bro every day

BROTHER:JUMP DOWN THE STAIRS.
SISTER: MY LIFE BE LIKE OH AH YEAH OH AHHHHHHHHHHH!

by anonymous November 6, 2020

International Get Every Photo Of Osian Lamerick

We must gather all shitty photos of Osian on the 27 th of june

Today is International Get Every Photo Of Osian Lamerick

by MurrMurr68 June 27, 2021

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.

by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021