dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.

Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

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Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

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A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.

Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.

by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020

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Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers

No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker

by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021

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Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

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