directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).

One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.

by DrWhosis April 3, 2010

directioners

directioners are a group of clowns who support this one group called one direction wich had to take a “hiatus” and never came back. directioners happen to clown every single day of their life. basically directioners are a circus full of clowns.

“what are the one direction stans called?”
“i think they are called the directioners”

by slutforlouist91 December 25, 2020

one direction

gay

one direction aka gay

by faggot1234 August 6, 2012

One Direction

A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!

Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"

random passer by : "do you really think so?"

Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"

Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*

by TopLad January 10, 2012

directional drill

(n.) A penis that is curved.

My boyfriend had to screw me from a 45 degree angle because of his directional drill.

by freehugs16 December 24, 2010

One Direction

five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.

"Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function."

by audrey luna September 25, 2012

one direction

the sexiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed.

consists of Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson.

super fans have One Direction Infection.

its uncurable.

me: mom, can i have One Direction for Christmas?

by One Direction Infected. November 13, 2011