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diet snap

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
by Dr.Bob December 25, 2008
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The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.
Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019
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Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.
Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!
by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013
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DJ Diet

The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.

Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
"Man, you look tired."

"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."
by Pothedd February 17, 2012
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McShave Diet

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.
He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.
by Joeamato69 December 7, 2021
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Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet
by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016
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Diet FNAF

A term used to described a story or series that replicates elements of the Five Nights at Freddy's series for an underwhelming payoff.
by ThePoochster August 9, 2021
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