by levyyyyy November 4, 2022

“dakota (dakkie) is the most perfect woman alive and this can be proven because the urban dictionary and ezra says so”
by kuyasworld June 5, 2022

Dakota is a unusual kind of guy. They are known for being a overweight, shaggy headed, and has a big heart for girls but they just don’t seem to like him back!!!! Dakota Groves usually like using their fingers during masturbation. It’s a little weird but that a Dakota Groves
by Haley Corver November 25, 2018

Dakota and tawnier is the most beautiful and perfect couple. They understand one another, and actually listen. They love to play fight and she is fucking sexy as hell and Dakota is just as sexy. They truely love one another. Its the two people everyone wishes they could be. Tawnie and Dakota is true live.
7/3/10
7/3/10
by superfine chicka September 22, 2011

Wakes up, ties arm with a belt injects cotton candy Bang into his veins. Drinks 3-4 more bangs all the way through noon. Eats a bag of nacho cheese chips everyday for lunch. Complies with every argument with a slight head nod. Tinder God, master @ PPF
"ya 4 windows in the 2020 Honda Civic? Ill cut those after i crank a bang, ya know thats the dakota rhodes way.."
by mrtints February 4, 2021

He is a big jerk who acts like he cares about other people but he doesn’t he will buy you nice things to try to make you love him then he will earn your trust and then he will break up with you over text and hurt you then try to be friend with you again and you should say hell to the fuck no
by Ayo it’s still me March 3, 2019

when dakota's friends get funnier after spending more time with him. this effects tens of people a year.
person 1: dude have you heard? kaleb has been so much funnier recently!
person 2: damn dude that's crazy so have jackson and hunter! That's what we call the dakota effect!
person 2: damn dude that's crazy so have jackson and hunter! That's what we call the dakota effect!
by dakotalovesyou June 29, 2023
