Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
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limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.
you are a limp dorito
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Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.
Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .
by dave's egg December 08, 2023
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Dorito roulette

A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!
Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!
by Tent peg February 21, 2017
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dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore
A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.
by Lizzy the potato queen May 14, 2017
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 26, 2023
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Doritos

Your mom ate Doritos for your dad.
by Sus imposts December 25, 2022
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