Eyeball Creature

Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.

???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..

by snatcher October 10, 2019

The Creature

Scary as fuck. Featured when you watch a creature feature.

"I'm so exciteds for this new movie!" I exclaims with excitement. Little did I know... it would be a feature... a creature feature... featuring..... the creature.

by SigmaGoon27 December 13, 2024

Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures

person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

deep space creature

Former Discord User "German Empire".

Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?

Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!

by The globglaglobgala. April 4, 2023

tbh creature

This little silly autism creature that says yippee search it up

Did you see the tbh creature

by Da man who's in Ohio February 2, 2024

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013