Colonel Cluster Fuck

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.

''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''

by meeme master November 5, 2017

Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Colonnaise

The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.

Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.

I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.

I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Colondolence

Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.

Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.

by Jaymi May 29, 2018

colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.

- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023