The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022
Get the Chandler Texasmug. by CHANDLERHAYS November 3, 2020
Get the chandler haysmug. a sexy lovely man that arouses all women has them like the atlantic ocean but looks like a racoon he get all the women he looks at and can bag a milf
by joe bidens son March 6, 2023
Get the chandler courtademug. A little sped child who things he is his all that and likes to call white people cracker (he's black).
by Avo the Georgian June 13, 2022
Get the Chandler the Pennsylvanianmug. puppalo chandler is a weird, self proclaimed nazi necrophile underground rapper who lurks on the app clover.space and attempts to brag about the invisible hoes and pussy he gets. oh, and his music sucks ass.
dude #1: dude, puppalo chandler made another post again..
dude #2: oh god, i don’t even wanna know what delusional shit he’s on this time.
dude #2: oh god, i don’t even wanna know what delusional shit he’s on this time.
by thedownwardsspiral March 21, 2025
Get the puppalo chandlermug. An extra nipple. Chandler in the show “Friends”, had an extra nipple and it was regularly brought up in the show.
by Smootdog66 May 25, 2022
Get the Chandlermug. Guy 1: You should ask Chandler out, dude!
Guy 2: NAHHH she'll totally reject!
Chandler: No, I'll go out with you!
Guy 2: NAHHH she'll totally reject!
Chandler: No, I'll go out with you!
by thicccone October 25, 2019
Get the Chandlermug.