chapmanville

southern west virginia town where everyone knows everyone and they all met at a family reunion

I met my girlfriend in Chapmanville.

by sleepysloth August 2, 2008

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emily chapman

A two faced bitch; she is so fucking annoying she makes you want to throw yourself in front of a bus. Steals friends and boyfriends. She treats people like shit. She also will touch you and make your feel uncomfortable, tries to be the center of attention. Thinks she's a great singer, when really sounds like a dying frog giving birth to a whale.

Guy: Emily chapman got a really bad part in the play

Guy #2: yeah it's cause she has a sucky voice.

Girl: Emily chapman stole my boyfriend

Girl #2: She's a piece of trashskank and does that all the time. She's the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

by Emily Valentine January 6, 2014

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Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.

Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!

by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010

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Crapmanship

v. A nincompoop's ability to brain fuck a person possessing more intelligence.

The neophyte senator displayed crapmanship during yesterday's deliberation.

by beintetoma December 14, 2010

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catherine chapman

The act of finding a burning faced moose and shouting BAM in it's face. Often done in the mountains while eating a cheeky bit of dolmino's and watching gillimore girls.

Shall we do a catherine chapman? Ah yes, perfect time of day for a chapman..
OH HEY BURNING FACED MOOSE.Fancy going out and getting crunk? No, i can't my face is on fire. bitch.

by vtar March 8, 2011

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