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bruno

WE DON TTALK ABOUT BRUNONONOO WE DONMT TAKJ ABOUT BRUNOO BUT IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY {OUR WEEDdiNG DYA} AND THERE WASJT A CLOUD IN THE SKY NOOOOCLIUD ALOOWED IN THE SKY BRUUNO WALKS IN WITH A MISCIVIOS GRI N THUNHDERRRRR U TELLIUNG THE STORY OR AM I IM SOTYR MY VIDA GO ONNN BRUNMO SAYS IT LOOKS LIE RAIN WHY DID HE TELL EHEHR BY DOING SO HE FLOOD MY BRAIN ABUELA GETS THE UN<BRELLAAAAAA MARried in a HUEEICAN WHAT A JOUYS DAY BUT ANYWAYYYYOOO hey gre to ive in fear of bruno stuttering or stumbling i cn always hear himsorta mutering and mumbling i associate him with the sound of falling sand dun dun dun its a heavy lift wuitg a gidt so humbing always left abuela and the family fumbling grappling with priphecies they wpoudnt undertsna d doyou understand???? SEVEN FPOT FRAME RTAS ALONG HIS BACK WHEN HE CALLLS UR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK YEAH HE SEES YOUR DREAM AND S FEAST ON UR SCREAMMS WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOONO WE DONT TAK ABOTU BRYNOOOOOO HE TOLD ME MY FISH WOULD DIE THE NEXT DAY DEAD OHH NOO HE TOLD ME ID GROW A GUT AND JUST LIKE HE SAIS HE SAID THAT ALL MY HAIR WHO DISSAPEAR NOW LOOK AYT MYT HEADDDDD YOU RFATE IS ESEAL WHEN UR PROPHECY SI READDDD he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and some dat be jmineneee he told me that my power would grow like the grapes that theive onthe vine OJE MARIANOS ON HIS WAY he to ld me that the nabn of my drea ms would be just out of rach,,,,,, betroherc to anotherrrrrr iys lke i hear him aHEY SIS its like i hear I WANT him
bruno a hot man
by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022
mugGet the brunomug.

Bruno

One of the biggest assholes i ever know. Mess with him cause he will always loose
I hate Bruno
by Dickdestroyyeerr November 23, 2021
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Bruno

Bruno, the most gullible person you will ever meet. He will do anything even draw a penis on the science lap desks.
Shane: Draw a penis on the science lap desk
Bruno: Ok
by BRunomentOr March 12, 2020
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Bruno

The name of the voices schizophrenic people hear in there head.
Alberto, the Italian schizophrenic, said, "Silenzio Bruno!"
by Goranami7 February 16, 2022
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bruno

brittish.

she can be so scary when mad, dont get on her bad side!!
ambrose: brunos mad!
bruno: GRRRRRR
by definitelynotambrose December 8, 2022
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bruno

he is such a bruno
by monkeballssus September 6, 2021
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It's a whole different Bruno

When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.
“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”
by TheElementalGuy February 18, 2025
mugGet the It's a whole different Brunomug.

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