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boss bikers

Those guys are Boss Bikers!
by Dick Handy March 27, 2015
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boss walk

The walk by your cubicle that your boss does when he knows you are screwing off, but doesn't want to look lame by stopping and asking you to get back to work. He just walks by repeatedly and stares at you to indicate his annoyance.
Is that Chris again? Yeah, looks like he's boss walking us. We had better get back to work.
by Jonathan98 May 7, 2008
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Boss Tweed

A Texas heavy metal band that was popular in the 80s and consisted of Donny Hart on vocals, Damon Duperre on guitar, Scott Wood on bass guitar and Lance Williams on drums. Boss Tweed has been credited as the origional heavy metal band from Texas opening up the doors for bands like Pantera, Rigor Mortis, and Drowning Pool.
Boss Tweed is playing at the Rock Haven tonight.
by Not Worth A Rats Ass September 24, 2008
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Boss City

Slang For The City of Boston/Mass, a.k.a. The Bean, Where the deepest underground lyricists live and talent is slept on, on a regular "Boss City".
Where are you from? Boss City.
by SDotTaylor November 8, 2006
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Boss Mode

Getting the best out of life and not settling for anything less. A feeling of being a king. You can activate boss mode at any point you like.
'Fuck this shit. Activate: BOSS MODE'
by Ouij April 11, 2013
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Boss ass bitch

Someone who is better than you at everything and in every way.
Damnn, shaoty a boss ass bitch.
by Hugh jazz September 15, 2013
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boss sitting

A work situation in which your "boss" knows little or nothing about the job or department they are over seeing ,while you are knowledgeable or skilled.This is usually brought about by said bosses Brown Nosing ( or being related to)another boss higher in the organization, thus obtaining a "Gift Job" or promotion that given job performance ,ability and native intelligence should have been rightfully yours.
This twofold(at least!) incompetence leads to the uncomfortable situation In which you are required by duty to teach your"boss"a job, technique or skill so that they may rationalize their pay increase while demonstrating that they are your superior.Truly great incompetent bosses are like ghosts, they are rarely seen and seldom heard.In particularly heinous examples good spirited directions by you are foiled by moronic orders or suggestions by them.You are thus caught in a triple bind If you tell your "boss" what you really think you will be fired .If you tell a Superior it may get back to the incompetent superior,the giver of the "Gift Job". Which could have repercussions for you. Thirdly if implemented these idiot orders or suggestions will FUBAR the work in question or even get people killed.The best Antidote to Boss Sitting is not to do it .Pass it on to a more worthy associate. Personal sick days should be taken.If a session of Boss Sitting is unavoidable(and no one knowledgeable is looking)it is best to use The Zen Empty Sponge Technique (ZEST) "Teach me O Learned One".You will indeed have learned how to "stop the world"or at least the work world.If left unchecked Boss Sitting could be the end of the civilized world.
Incompetent Superiors Everywhere need boss sitting.
by Memester February 3, 2007
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