bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

bare bellend by Urbanboi March 20, 2022

Nobulus bellend

The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.

Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.

Nobulus bellend by Ivabiggun November 4, 2022

Power bellend 

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

Power bellend by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024

boris's bellend for me 

"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude

The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"

boris's bellend for me by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021

Satchel of bellends 

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

Satchel of bellends by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022