Belfing

Busting in your own cheeks normally doing so by rubbing the cock and balls in between the cheeks of the anus, doing so resulting in busting on your own buns.

Person A: “dude how’d your buns get so sticky I can’t even fit it in?”

Person B: “yeah I was just belfing this morning

by Dickygoldberg March 26, 2024

Belmont Crackhouse

Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.

For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.

Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.

I drove by the Belmont crackhouse this morning.

by The Sleaze March 2, 2025

Beefonella

Like salmonella but real.

Like salmonella but beef

"you bro did you just eat that raw beef?"
"salmonella isn't real"
"yeah, but beefonella is!"

by insanelybeefyboy April 25, 2025

Belmont CA

Belmont ca, also known as bitchmont or buttmont

Hey are we going to Belmont CA today?
Nah we going to bitchmont

by Fucksucka$ March 11, 2026

BelmontReal

The Worst Youtuber To Exist.

Oh look belmontReal you have less subscribers then DingoBroLug

by ver7xxy August 27, 2025

kale belton

The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.

Girl: Who is that?
Girl 2: only the hottest guy you will ever meet, it's kale belton.

by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013

david belmonte

Is a super hot guy from Spain, more exactly, Alicante. He is an muser with about 300k fans on Musical.ly. He is funny, beautiful, cute, adorable, loving and sweet.He will always make you happy when you see his smile.

David Belmonte's smile is so fucking beautiful.

by Catasstefania May 15, 2017