quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.

Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.

by dopexile August 25, 2019

Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab

A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'

When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.

by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023

Quiet ones

The ones the noisy ones with machetes, swords, guns, or grenades want people to watch.

While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

quiet pup

A creepy bastard that you should avoid at all costs. Often has delusional fantasies involving corpses and their fluids.

'"Who's that guy?" "Don't talk to that creepy ass quiet pup man you'll walk away changed"

by Quiet pup August 25, 2017

Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.

My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.

by SortaPupper January 21, 2020

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017