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Mummy’s Breath

The gasses of an expelled fart that are stuck marinating between butt cheeks for an extended period, then released.

The contents of which may or may not contain solid or liquid material.
His fart smells like the breath of a decomposed mummy that’s been buried in a tomb for 5000 years. Mummy’s breath almost smells like the mummy crapped his pants before he died!
by Sully2 December 17, 2019
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Travel breath

The stale and sour smelling breath that occurs after one has been traveling for a number of hours. Usually caused by insufficient fluids and made worse by stale air in a car or airplane. In worst cases travel breath is coupled with "Airport Sweat"
I was so excited to see Duffy after his long drive down from Pittsburgh but his travel breath was kickin!
by Jrh December 14, 2013
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shit breath

Weapons-grade halitosis.
His breath smelled like rotten eggs, double dipped in shit and deep fried in sulfur.

He was commonly called shit breath in the office.
by Ong-Bak November 11, 2008
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Draper Breath

1) The strong wreak of booze on a professional's (lawyer, doctor, ad man) breath before sun down on work days only.

2) A level of halitosis only reached by beginning drinking brown liquor circa 10:30am and not stopping all work day long.

3) Of or relating to Don Draper and his breath, at the office on the show Mad Men. Considering he drinks all day, it must be just awful.
That fool Cap'n Quint really tied one on all day and then stumbled home to his wife and sick child with a serious case of Draper Breath.
by Cap'n Quint December 8, 2009
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cock breathe

man she must have been eating a shit sandwich,because she has a bad case of cock breathe.
by Mike panerello July 28, 2008
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circular breathe

A very difficult musical technique for wind instruments whereby the player keeps pressure through the horn with the cheeks and mouth, and inhales through the nose. This keeps a constant sound.
"Did you know that Kenny G. circular breathed one note for 43 minutes?"

"No, I guess that means he really blows!"
by thlayli January 13, 2003
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exactly breath

P1:"your breath smells like exactly"
P2:"exactly what"
P1:"Exactly like your ass

you have exactly breath
by Chaqita Bannana August 12, 2006
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