avocado girl

A cute girl with no tits but an epic butt.

That avocado girl has me shook….Dat ass….

by Pseudomark May 15, 2025

Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

Avocado

An Indian catfishing as a black Jew

Oh man heard you got avocadoed. I saw in the news that those are on the rise

by Avocado lover 69 March 4, 2024

Blue Avocado

Someone who is terrible at the game Fall Guys.

Spencer is such a blue avocado

by Betatestertard July 30, 2022

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022