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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
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Arkansas Nosebleed

A sexual act which requires a man whose foreskin has recently been cut off and a woman on her period.

To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
Person 1: What did y’all do last night?
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
by guywhoinahole September 13, 2024
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Arkansas cousin

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.
1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".
by redbonegal April 12, 2014
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Arkansas Alligator

When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.
Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Arkansas slurpee

When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025
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Arkansas Air Compressor

While sleeping naked and both partners facing away from each other with butts touching. One partner farts hard enough to shotgun their fart into their partner’s rectum.
My girlfriend didn’t pack me a lunch today. She was pretty mad that I gave her an Arkansas Air Compressor last night.
by Silverback 77 November 18, 2025
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