Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.
Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"
by Kaptcirk February 09, 2010
taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
by FX has the movies July 23, 2009
When two very hairy men with small penises put both penises in a large condom together and have regular sex
by The Last Stand 27 February 03, 2012
A line of 4 or more guys buttfucking eachother while one guy stands of to the side ejaculating on them with a fan blowing to cause a blizzard.
"I'm so exhausted from Alaskan Sledracing last night"
by Ilikevaginalikeseriouslyalot July 18, 2011
that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping
by kevin chunk May 12, 2009
You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.
Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
by I Fiend Cack June 01, 2009
Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.
by Frooch December 23, 2007