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Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !
Read my great directions of how to make a very diverseAvocado Bagel”
by noodleiscool June 22, 2022
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Avocado

LOUIS TOMLINSON IS UPSET THAT YOU SEARCHED THIS
by simpforharrybruh April 19, 2021
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triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado

The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado" (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning
This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.
by JambaJay April 3, 2020
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Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado
by tinker! July 9, 2025
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Avocado

My girlfriend: Do you like avocados??

Me: HELL NAWW!!! AVOCADOS ARE GROSS
by lamborghinicar555 September 22, 2020
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Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.
by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019
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