contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

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clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

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Alien Choon

A choon with a beat and rhythm that mimics that of Extra Terrestrial life, sometimes misinterpreted for a scary choon

“Oi play that banger mate”
“Nah not yet, that’s an alien choon, and will send you to the astral planes”

by John-GangLyfe-Adams April 25, 2019

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A quoloquial term for Africanized killer bees. It most likely came from the fact that most Africanized killer bees were born in South America and due to migration moved north across the US, Mexico border.

Jeff: Oh shit bees

Tim: wtf are you on acid
Jeff: they’re beelegal aliens

Tim: what... you mean aFrIcAnIzEd KiLlEr BeEs
Jeff: dies

Tim: Got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 12, 2018

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Saw the Alien

To become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.

Obama decided not to close Guantanamo Bay after he became president and he saw the alien. It turns out that the war on terror is a massive cover-up for alien activity in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I went to Carl's Jr. for a double six dollar burger until I saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.

by dizzyhayride January 7, 2011

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