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moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017
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Land of Oz

Daycare center in New Jersey where mainly bratty kids are dumped off for 12 hours at a time and raised by high school students. Violates many laws, but somehow is still running.
Mary-What form of birth control do you use?

Sue-I go to Land of Oz once a month and it scares me into abstinance. You should try it. Works like a charm.
by Melissagoestosurfclub March 30, 2009
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fish of the land

It's chicken!
Chicken of the sea is fish, so, fish of the land is chicken!
for example:
Daughter: What meat are we having for tea?
Mum:Fish of the land!

that was a random example!
by GirlUnicorn February 8, 2017
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BonBon-Land

BonBonland is a theme park in denmark ( the greatest country ).

Disclaimer : many people have died there
Ima go die in BonBon-Land by getting swinged 120 kmh up in the air
by BigDaddyAlbert69 September 8, 2021
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Linga-Land

'England' but for the Memers of only the highest regard.
"Where are you from good Sir?"
"Linga-land old sport" .

" Oh, my apologies for disturbing your graceful presence".
"Not need".

" very well".
"good day Lord Memeington"

" Good day pesant".
by LordMemington April 26, 2019
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Land Cannons

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"
by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011
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Lands Day

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia
1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...
by ankle April 20, 2006
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