Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.
by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016
Get the Shrekmug. by JustinBieberLover1223 July 25, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by GusTheGhoul3000 September 14, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.
by Suckmypeendawg69 May 7, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by mmmmmmmmmkjshakjsdhkgjsd October 17, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.
Shrek is a baddie.
by teslaaa September 18, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 