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Jaspering

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.
Oh he is Jaspering again.
by MM132 January 30, 2024
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Jasper

If you know someone called Jasper, they will make you feel like they care about you and only you. They make you feel like you are the center of attention and give all their love and attention to you and make it seem like they care about you and only you when they are talking to you even though they care about everybody. Jasper is usually never rude to anybody only if someone is rude to them or their friends, but if you know a Jasper never be rude to them because it’s really hard for them to forgive you and they probably never will. Jasper was the kindest and funniest guy I knew so if you know a Jasper never let them go! - Isabella
A: Jasper looks so handsome today, I have a huge crush on him!

B: Back off he’s mine!
by ItzKookie August 21, 2020
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Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
by Yispa April 21, 2021
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Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world
by De Robriguez April 26, 2024
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jasper

jaspers a quiet guy u dont really notice at first. But once he becomes a part of ur life youll see that he really is someone special. Hes smart, has a great (albeit quirky) sense of humour and you could get lost for hours in those beautiful ice-blue eyes of his. If u find yoursef a jasper never let him go…
Hey whos that guy over there?
Who jasper? Hes a bit shy but u shd get to know him
by mayawithay May 12, 2022
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jasper

chicken loves jasper
by poopheacharlie09 October 7, 2023
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Jasper

A litteral legend at fingarbording
My class neighbor is a Jasper and he always makes noise with his fingarboardz
by Ellonmusk November 21, 2021
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