John

john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person

"that kid john is so funny"

by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020

John

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that

Stop Johning around

by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019

John

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool

I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind

by Omg283 August 21, 2014

John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

by Superflyking August 31, 2018

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.

Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster

by oklolbruh October 11, 2019

John

A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!

Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.

by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 22, 2019