shrimpy tea

shrimpy tea is a type of tea that you expect its tastes like shrimp but actually tastes like cumball's

jack: hey dude did you try the shrimpy tea
dude: yea its soooo cummy
jack: so true

by Gussydaka234 March 16, 2024

Slag Tea

An extraordinarily disappointing meal.

Dabid: What’s for Tea lads?
Carlos: My missus has made poached salmon, scrambled eggs and falafel.
Bojis: Now that is a slag tea

by Bojis Ronsin April 5, 2021

Tuppence In A Tea Cup

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...

Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

raspberry tea

when a girl bleeds into her panties and puts them in the sink so they don't stain, turning the water pink.

"Damn, that's nasty. Someone's brewing raspberry tea in your bathroom."

by Shana Da Flama May 6, 2009

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018

Spill the tea

To say the truth about something, or to be honest and stop lying.

Ibrahem Idres: have you heard about Jonala's news?
Ibrahem Rashed: No I haven't, spill the tea man.

by Ibrahem Idres July 12, 2022