Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

Hand talk

To start a fight or beat someone up as soon as you see them

When I see you it’s straight hand talk on sight.

by Clairebear10 November 20, 2019

What Are We Even Talking About

A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.

Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"

by That ONE guy.................. May 5, 2024

talk on eggshells

When you have to be careful with what you say because the other party is very likely to take offense at anything you say.

Using caution and choosing words due to the likelihood of the listener taking offence.

My SO was mad at me, so I had to talk on eggshells.

by NiteCyper March 2, 2021

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

Talk to my hand

When you don't wanna hear someone

Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)

by NotAViper March 19, 2024

Knowing how to talk to girls

Elon Musk's FIRST wife rejected him initially until after PayPal blew up.

Hym "So that isn't 'Knowing how to talk to girls' that he did just there. And for that to happen he got a million dollar (or more) loan from his father. So, talking to girls had nothing to do with it. Talking to girls FAILED for Elon and it FAILS for most people. But having a million dollars DID NOT fail. It's almost as though THEY ARE SELECTING FOR '1 million dollars' explicitly and they SAY they are selecting for '1 million dollars' so if you have '1 million dollars' they fuck you. They also say they are fucking the fat-cocks and the over 6 foot. So... None of that is talking."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025