Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.

- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.

by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025

Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

turd burglar

Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.

Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”

Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar

by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 26, 2021