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Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.
Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.
by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023
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pocket spaghechup

Pocket spaghechup is dish served in your pocket. When you dont want to cook food, and just want a quick snack. It is made by boiling spaghetti and putting it in your pocket, then open a bottle of ketchup at pour it down your pocket. Mix it up and it is ready to be eaten. It can be eaten any time. It is recommended to eat it with your hands
Person A: I dont really wonna cook today
Person B: No problem! Here *hands Person A some pocket spaghechup*
Person A: OMG! This is delicious!
by dengodeperke November 29, 2017
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Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)
Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
by oscrape June 1, 2018
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Swamp Pocket

Noun.

A. Referring to a man’s crotch area after he has pre- cum in his boxers and his leg hair and boxers are swampy (sticky)

B. Referring to a women’s private area that is hot in temperature and ready to party.
“That swamp pocket is yearning for me”. Or “he had quite a swamp pocket after we dry humped.
by Lizjunbrit June 28, 2019
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Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket
by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
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Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
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Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket
My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead

I'm so poor all I eat is sad pockets
by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021
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