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Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023
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pocket sando

When one places an oily sandwich in anothers unworn jacket that is resting on a chair with the hopes that he will unknowingly put it on and walk away without realizing.
"Look at Baby Legs, that dude's got a sando in his pocket"
by C Dog April 16, 2004
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Back pocket gum

Back pocket gum is when a person chews gum thoroughly until all the flavor is lost and then proceed to cover someone asshole with said gum
my granny was acting up so I gave her that back pocket gum.
by kingsolo18 April 1, 2023
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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.
Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win
by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011
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When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk
Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!
by Pen farmer May 30, 2024
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Pocket Muncher

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.
by anonymous January 17, 2025
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