March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

March 22

Maryam's birthday, the Maryam who's from IB and has hot eyes

Maryam's friend: what's so cool about your birthday
Maryam: well I mean march 22 is Liam Payne's son's birthday too and Pia Mia released the official soundtrack for AFTER on it!!!

by miazayn October 16, 2019

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 10, 2023

Will go down as one of the worst days in human history and it’s all thanks to Meghan Trainor.

YOU ARE NOT MOTHER. SHUT UP.

“I am your mother”

“March 10, 2023 is ruined”

by I MIGHT KILL MY EX March 10, 2023

March 6th

If you have a birthday or your anniversary or maybe even your wedding day was on this day then you picked the best day because I love this day it’s my favorite day of the year

when is your anniversary/birthday/wedding day ?

oh it’s March 6th!!

by crystalbitch234 March 7, 2021