American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

Entitled American

A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."

"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."

"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."

by Kelovexoz May 12, 2020

American Flagging

When you give them a Russian candy cane while choking her until she’s blue.

Yo bro I’m American Flagging this girl tonight.

by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

nigger boss American

The best of the best american

The Real New New is the most nigger boss American.

by The Real New New September 22, 2018

Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s

American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(

by Not si April 12, 2022

American Eunuch

A person who has blown their dick/balls off by accidental misfire.

"Don't keep your gun in your waistband stupid, you don't want to become an American Eunuch."

by AlphonzTheBrave November 12, 2025