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Squeeze Your Peach

Whacking off--female style :)
Random girl 1: I'm so tense, I need a stress reliever.
Random girl 2: Go squeeze your peach!
by taashuhhh May 6, 2011
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Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.
Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.
by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008
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Get Your Goat

To aggravate someone.

The saying "Get Your Goat" supposedly originated from the early horse racing days, where goats were kept with nervous race horses to keep them calm before the race, and if you wanted to beat the competition you would get their goat causing their horse to become agitated and unable to race. (from: http://goathavenfarm.tripod.com/)
Don't let him bother you, he's just trying to get your goat.
by sunshine1489 July 30, 2008
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Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"
A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
by floyd33guy July 11, 2010
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your jew is showing

When you are being cheap without knowing it (it's used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). Usually used with Jewish people.
Man1: Would you please spare a dime for children in need?
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.
by goldinismyname December 9, 2010
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Ask Your Mom

The common yet clever response to use when asked about your sexuality.
Guy #1 - Hey dude, are you gay?

Guy #2 - Ask your mom.
by Altai January 19, 2010
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curb your enthusiasm

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.
by online handle August 29, 2006
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