Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

Turd Stan

A woman or man who is an obsessive fan of abuser Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe she can do anything bad or wrong. Even though she is a man & woman beater who was arrested for assaulting her ex gf.

This Turd Stan keeps defending
Amber Heard no matter how many times she admits to hitting Johnny Depp.

by JusticeForAbuseVictims June 27, 2023

turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 14, 2021

Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.

Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!

by dinvergod January 20, 2010

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024