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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
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chazz's play

This is a move in any card game, where the player may choose to throw his cards on the table and declare himself the winner regardless of what his cards were. (This is usually a last resort play by scum bag steve).
Your friends beating you in a card game? Use chazz's play and brag about beating them and how much they suck.
by chzz808 December 22, 2012
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Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).
She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?
by dogbert dog December 24, 2012
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Pho-play

The sexual build-up that only occurs when a man/woman is dating a photographer and instead of the social norms of sweet-talking, cuddling and slow-music playing as the background, it involves taking pictures, which ultimately leads to sex.
Person 1: So how did the date go?

Person 2: I don't know. Maybe dating a photographer isn't all that's cracked up to be.

Person 1: What makes you think that?

Person 2: All we did last night was pho-play?

Person 1: But the sex was good, right?

Person 2: Fuck yeah!
by opeИ333 August 30, 2013
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Half-Play

A costume or cosplay that is not completed or incomplete because you accidentally left part of the costume back home.
Where's your cosplay? It's a half-play right now, I left the wig at home so I have to go buy another.
by JACcon August 30, 2013
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Bill Play

When family members, friends or co-workers decide to settle an argument between themselves by betting on the outcome of an event or playing a game, where the loser(s) of the bet or game must pay a bill (e.g. phone or cable bill) of the winner's choosing as the prize for winning the contest.
"Why don't you put your money where your big mouth is and Bill play me for it!"
by Billplay.com December 15, 2011
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