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Pussy Glove

A Female Condom, or someone who wears gloves when it's not that cold out.
I'm a pussy glove because I'm wearing gloves and it's 98 degrees out.
by ZaQ of the K-Gang and C-Momma December 28, 2005
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pussy whiped

1) One who has been transformed for the worse or the better by the influence of his girlfriend.

2) Troy Sargent
by Hmm January 5, 2004
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pussy smorgisbord

being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy
when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip into without commitment coming in all different flavors textures colour and smells
dis party was a pussy smorgisbord with all them clams up in that piece
by Big Ball Swellington August 15, 2006
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pussy drool

The leakage of post coitus sperm from the bottom of a womans vagina. (hint: if you turn your head it looks like drool out of an old drunks mouth.)
Bitch don't pussy drool on my new KMart sheets
by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004
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Pussy Whipped

When a Man is controlled by a Woman. The Man changes from his usual activities and sometimes when it is a severe case the Woman makes him do things that he usually wound not do.
That dude is so Pussy Whipped, his chick made him cut his hair.
by Your Logic December 20, 2007
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cactus pussy

A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
by tpain1234567 March 13, 2011
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Acid Pussy

The stankiest of the stankiest vagina. The type of Vagina that makes you regret taking that girl home. The kind of pussy that will probably burn your dick off...or at least that lead to a burning sensation on your dick for the rest of your natural life. Can cause Acid Dick.
"Damn that girl has an acid pussy. My dick burned right the fuck off!"
by What's My Name Fool?! August 22, 2011
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